babe paralysis

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When a hot girl walks by and your brain short-circuits so bad you can't move your legs or arms because you're too busy staring like a lovesick idiot.
I saw her in the hallway and I literally fell over like a sack of bricks.
He couldn't even blink when she walked past him. Just stood there like a statue.
I tried to wave but my arm was stuck in the door.
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The total shutdown of your body when you see a babe so hot you forget how to breathe, let alone move.
I saw her and I forgot how to walk. Just stood there like a moron.
He couldn't even swallow his food because he was too busy looking at her.
He tripped over his own feet and fell into a trash can.
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When you're so distracted by a babe that your brain turns off and your body forgets how to work.
He walked right into a wall because he was too busy drooling at her.
She turned the corner and he stopped breathing. Literally.
He couldn't even drink his coffee because he was too busy looking at her.
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