babe-man

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A man so hot he could melt the ice cream in your hand and still look good in a speedo. Like Geoff Stults if he had a face that wasn’t already perfect.

I saw him walking to the store and my dog started drooling like it had a date.

He walked in and the whole bar turned into a love triangle. No one knew who was dating who.

He texted me and said, 'I just wanted to let you know I’m still hot. Still.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A guy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine and forgot to put on pants. You’d follow him anywhere, even if he tripped into a lake.

He asked me out and I said yes. Then I realized I was still wearing pajamas.

He texted me a selfie and I cried. Then I texted him back and cried more.

He walked into the room and my friend’s dog immediately proposed to him.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A man so good-looking he should be in a commercial for toothpaste. He’s the type of guy who makes your ex jealous and your mom proud.

He came to my house and my dog ran away. My ex came back and my dog came back too.

He texted me and said, 'I’m still single. Still good-looking. Still yours if you want me.'

He walked into the room and my friend said, 'He’s the reason I never got a job at the mall.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago