babe lincoln

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A smelly, old photo of some hot lady in your history book, probably from the 1800s when people had no idea what a shower was.

My teacher called her 'babe lincoln' and I thought she was a ghost.

I saw her picture and immediately asked if she was related to the president.

I drew a mustache on her and called her 'babe lincoln 2.0'.

A woman in your history book who looks like she could take you down with one eye closed and a bad attitude.

I told my friend she looked like she could beat up Abe Lincoln.

She’s in my history book and I still don’t know why she’s there.

I asked my teacher if she was a spy and she said, 'No, she was just hot.'

A woman in your history book who looks like she would rather be anywhere else but stuck in the 1800s with no internet.

I asked if she had a phone and she looked confused.

I think she was just waiting for the 21st century to save her.

She’s in my history book and I’m convinced she’s plotting to take over the world.