babe in the woods

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A person who acts like they've never heard of the problem, even though it's right in their face.

'I didn't know the printer was broken? I just walked in!'

'They told me the test was hard. I said, 'What's a test?''

'I had no idea the meeting was about me. I just sat there like a idiot.'

A person who's so soft they might cry if you whisper in their ear.

'She asked me to move the couch. I said, 'I can't. I might break.'''

'He was so scared of the dog, he hid behind the fridge.'

'She cried when I said the pizza was cold. I didn’t even touch it.'

A person who's so green they'll probably get eaten by the first thing that comes along.

'He tried to talk to the boss. The boss stared at him like he was a new kind of meat.'

'She tried to fix the computer. It took three minutes and she looked like she was about to cry.'

'He tried to explain the math problem. The teacher looked like she had just been insulted.'

Either a clueless newbie or a hot chick hiding in the forest, usually both.

'I saw a girl in the woods. She looked like a model. She also didn't know what a tree was.'

'He said he found a babe in the woods. She didn't know what the internet was.'

'She was so pretty I forgot she had no idea what a phone was.'

A person who acts like they need a bodyguard just to go get coffee.

'She needed a bodyguard to walk into the mall. She cried when she saw the escalator.'

'He asked for a bodyguard to open the door. The door was open.'

'She took a bodyguard to buy a sandwich. The sandwich was on the other side of the counter.'