babe, i love you

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what you whisper to your girlfriend when she's screaming at you and you just want her to stop crying so you can get back to watching porn.

Babe, I love you. Just stop yelling so I can finish this episode.

I love you, but if you don't shut up, I'm going to text my ex.

Babe, I love you. Please, I need my peace of mind.

the fake love line you throw at your girlfriend when she’s mad and you’re too scared to admit you messed up.

Babe, I love you. I swear I didn’t cheat this time.

I love you, and I’ll buy you ice cream if you stop being mad.

Babe, I love you. Just don’t text my mom.

the thing you say to your girlfriend when she's mad enough to slap you and you just want her to stop being a drama queen.

Babe, I love you. If you don’t stop being dramatic, I’ll leave you.

I love you, but if you slap me one more time, I’ll call my dad.

Babe, I love you. Just shut up and take my hand.