BABE GAUGE

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The BABE GAUGE is like a beauty test where you rate a girl from 1 to 10, but it’s mostly just a way to feel superior while judging her.

My cousin gave her a 2 because she wore socks with her sandals.

I gave my teacher a 1 because she wore a blazer every day.

My dog rated my mom a 7 because he licked her face.

BABE GAUGE is when you break a girl into parts and give her points like she’s in a beauty contest and you’re the mean judge.

I rated my friend a 3 because she had a zit the size of a donut.

My dad rated my aunt a 5 because she wore a hat every day.

My neighbor rated his mom a 10 because she had a smile that could light up a room.

The BABE GAUGE is like a dirty little secret where you give girls points for looking good and then brag about it later.

My brother rated his crush a 9 because she had perfect hair and he didn’t know how to act around her.

I rated my crush a 1 because she wore socks with her shoes and I didn’t know it was cool.

My friend rated my teacher a 4 because she wore a necklace and he thought it was the most stylish thing he had ever seen.

BABE GAUGE is just a fancy name for when you stare at a girl and give her points like she’s in a talent show and you’re the only one who cares.

I rated my crush a 7 because she had a cute laugh and I was too shy to talk to her.

My cousin rated his sister a 2 because she wore a shirt that said 'I love mom' and it was a bit much.

I rated my friend a 10 because she wore a dress and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen.

The BABE GAUGE is just a way for guys to feel like they’re in charge of beauty and act like they know everything about girls.

I rated my crush a 6 because she had a cute smile and I thought I was the best judge ever.

My brother rated his crush a 1 because she wore a hat and he thought it was the worst thing ever.

I rated my friend a 8 because she had a nice outfit and I was proud of myself for being a good judge.

BABE GAUGE is like a beauty game where you get points for looking good, and if you don’t, you get a 1 and feel bad about yourself.

I rated my crush a 5 because she had a nice voice and I thought that was the most important thing.

My friend rated his crush a 1 because she wore a shirt that said 'I love cats' and he thought it was the worst thing ever.

I rated my teacher a 4 because she had a nice laugh and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard.