Babe Couples

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Babe couples are couples who use the word ‘babe’ in every sentence like it’s the last word on Earth. They think they’re cute, but it’s just annoying.
Babe, I just ate a whole pizza. Babe, I’m tired. Babe, I love you.
Babe, I saw a dog today. Babe, the dog looked at me. Babe, I think the dog was in love with me.
Babe, I’m going to sleep. Babe, I’ll miss you. Babe, I’ll dream about you.
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Babe couples are the worst. They say ‘babe’ so much it sounds like they’re talking to a baby. And they do it every day, all day.
Babe, I’m hungry. Babe, I want pizza. Babe, I need you.
Babe, I just woke up. Babe, I just brushed my teeth. Babe, I just saw you.
Babe, I’m going to work. Babe, I’m going to be late. Babe, I’m going to miss you.
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Babe couples are like a broken radio that only plays one song. They say ‘babe’ so much it’s like they’re stuck in a loop and can’t get out.
Babe, I’m tired. Babe, I need sleep. Babe, I need you.
Babe, I just got home. Babe, I just took a shower. Babe, I just saw you.
Babe, I just ate. Babe, I just drank. Babe, I just lived.
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Babe couples are the ones who call each other ‘babe’ in every sentence, even when they’re mad. It’s like they’re trying to make you feel bad just by talking.
Babe, you broke my heart. Babe, you’re the worst. Babe, I hate you.
Babe, I just got dumped. Babe, I just cried. Babe, I just felt bad.
Babe, you’re annoying. Babe, you’re loud. Babe, I’m leaving.
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Babe couples are like a couple of babies who can’t stop saying ‘babe’ in every sentence. It’s like they don’t know how to talk without it.
Babe, I’m happy. Babe, I’m sad. Babe, I’m tired.
Babe, I just woke up. Babe, I just ate. Babe, I just lived.
Babe, I just saw you. Babe, I just smiled. Babe, I just loved you.
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Babe couples are people who think they’re cool because they call each other ‘babe’ in every sentence. But it’s just a sad, sad habit.
Babe, I just got up. Babe, I just drank coffee. Babe, I just started my day.
Babe, I just came home. Babe, I just saw you. Babe, I just smiled.
Babe, I just talked to you. Babe, I just texted you. Babe, I just loved you.
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