Babe-bagel

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A hot girl who looks like she just walked out of a bakery and kicked your face in.
Hey babe-bagel, you got a coupon for my face?
That girl is a babe-bagel and my ex.
I saw a babe-bagel eating a bagel and I got a hard-on.
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A girl so good looking, she makes your mom look like a burnt waffle.
My neighbor is a babe-bagel and she flirts with my dog.
That babe-bagel just made me spill my coffee.
I asked my teacher if I could date her, and she said I was a babe-bagel.
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A girl so hot, she could turn a nun into a bad decision.
My cousin is a babe-bagel and he got expelled for staring at her.
That babe-bagel walked in, and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
I tried to flirt with a babe-bagel, and I got a B in math.
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A girl so attractive, she makes your face feel like it got hit by a bagel truck.
That babe-bagel just walked in, and I got a nosebleed.
My dad called my crush a babe-bagel and got grounded.
I tried to text a babe-bagel and my phone exploded.
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A girl so hot, she could make a fire look jealous.
My brother is obsessed with a babe-bagel and failed his history test.
That babe-bagel just smiled, and my heart skipped a beat.
I tried to ask a babe-bagel out, and my tongue got stuck to my teeth.
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