babe alert

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When you spot a hot girl and you wanna yell at her like she’s the last piece of pizza
Babe alert! She’s hotter than my ex and my mom’s perfume combined
Babe alert! I’m gonna text her before I forget my name
Babe alert! I just stared at her for 10 seconds and my brain short-circuited
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You scream this at your friends when you see a girl so ugly she makes your brain hurt
Babe alert! She’s like a broken toaster on a Monday
Babe alert! I just yelled it so loud my neighbor called the cops
Babe alert! I’m gonna remember this face for the rest of my life
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When a group of super hot girls walks by and you feel like you’re gonna explode
Babe alert! They’re walking in like a pack of wild cats
Babe alert! I just drooled on my shoe and I don’t care
Babe alert! I’m gonna propose to the first one I see
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