Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a guy and a girl are kissing and he randomly shoves two fingers up her butt like he’s trying to steal her treasure.

My cousin did this at the party and the girl screamed like a banshee.

He did it in the hallway and got caught by the principal.

She thought it was a prank but it was just him being a total idiot.

2

Babcocking is when you say bad things about someone behind their back to make them look like a complete waste of space.

He said I was a waste of oxygen and I cried for a week.

She told everyone I couldn’t play soccer and I failed the team.

He called me a failure and I failed his math test.

3

A babcock is someone so cool they’re like a superhero, but people think it’s a swear word because it sounds like butt stuff.

He called me a babcock and I got confused but then felt awesome.

She said I was a babcock and I turned into a superhero.

He said I was a babcock and I beat up the whole class.

4

A babcock trade is when someone gets shafted so hard it’s like they were hit by a flaming truck.

He got shafted so bad he cried like a baby.

She got shafted and her face turned red.

He got shafted and his pants fell down.

5

A babcock is a person so strong they can beat up the whole world and don’t even break a sweat. They’re like a god who’s also a total beast.

He beat up the whole class and didn’t even get tired.

She beat up the teacher and the principal got scared.

He beat up everyone and still had energy for soccer.

6

Babcocking is when you hit someone and then run away like you’re afraid they’ll come after you.

He hit me and ran like a coward.

She hit me and ran like she was on fire.

He hit me and ran like he was being chased by a dragon.

7

Babcocking is when you dump your spouse and take all their stuff without telling them, like they’re just a bunch of furniture.

He took all her stuff and left like it was nothing.

She took all his stuff and left in the middle of the night.

He took all her stuff and left her with the dog.