Babcock

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Babcock is when you spread nasty lies about someone to everyone else just to make them look bad and feel like crap so you can get what you want.
My coworker told the whole office I was a lazy idiot who can't do anything right. Classic Babcock.
My ex said I was a mess who couldn't even cook. She's still got my soul in a jar.
My friend said I failed life. I'm still waiting for the receipt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Babcock is when you drop a bomb on your spouse by filing for divorce out of nowhere, then sneak out with all your stuff while they're at work.
She showed up at my door with a divorce paper and a suitcase. That’s Babcock.
He took everything and left me with a cat and a mortgage. That's Babcock.
I came home to find my wife gone and my cereal stolen. That’s Babcock.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Babcock is a giant woman who loves poetry so much she reads it in the shower and carries around chapbooks like they're holy books. Her butt is huge and it’s legendary.
She read a poem about love and then sat on my face. That’s a Babcock.
Her chapbook collection is bigger than my closet. She’s a Babcock.
She wore a poem on her butt. That’s a Babcock.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Babcock is a tiny weenie. Like, really tiny. So tiny it’s not even funny. It’s just sad.
He had a Babcock so small it didn’t even fit in the toilet.
His Babcock was so tiny it got lost in a bag of chips.
He tried to show off his Babcock, but it was just a sad little thing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Babcock is the dumbest GM in the NBA. He can’t build a team to save his life. He can’t trade, can’t draft, and he needs to be fired right now.
He traded our best player for a guy who can’t shoot. That’s a Babcock.
He drafted a guy who can’t run. That’s a Babcock.
He got fired because he couldn’t even build a team. That’s a Babcock.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Babcock is when you take some real cock from behind and then quickly swallow the cum on camera like it’s a reality show.
He took some cock and swallowed cum like it was a show. That’s Babcock.
She did it on live TikTok. That’s Babcock.
He did it in front of his mom. That’s Babcock.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Babcock is when you say something stupid about how everything is going to go wrong, even though everything is going great. It’s like a curse from the god of bad luck.
He said we’re going to lose the whole season. That’s a Babcock.
She said we’re going to fail. That’s a Babcock.
He said the team is going to die. That’s a Babcock.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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