Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the ugly hairs on your sides that sneak down and join forces at your chin like they’re best friends

My babchins look like they’re holding hands at a funeral.

I tried to shave them, but now they’re just angry.

My babchins are so long, they’re giving me a side-eye.

2

the stupid hairs that grow from your ears and decide to meet at your chin like it’s a party

My babchins are like a reunion I didn’t want.

They’re so long, I think they’re trying to start a conversation.

My babchins are making me look like a confused raccoon.

3

the annoying hairs that creep down from your sides and meet at your chin like they’re plotting against you

My babchins are plotting against me, I can feel it.

They’re like little spies, sneaking down to join forces.

My babchins are so long, they’re almost a full beard.

4

the hairy mess on your face that looks like it came from a jungle and decided to meet at your chin

My babchins look like they just escaped from a jungle.

They’re so wild, I think they’re trying to take over my face.

My babchins are like a jungle on my cheeks.

5

the sideburns that grow down and connect at the chin like they’re trying to make you look like a fool

My babchins are trying to make me look like a fool.

They’re so long, I think they’re mocking me.

My babchins are like a bad haircut that won’t quit.

6

the hairs on your sides that grow down and meet at your chin like they’re trying to make your face look like a map

My babchins look like a map of my face.

They’re so long, I think they’re trying to draw a picture.

My babchins are like a messy map that no one can read.