babboon

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A big monkey-like creature that looks like it just ran over a trash can and then cried.
The babboon was so ugly, my dog ran away screaming.
My uncle said he saw a babboon wearing a hat at the zoo.
My teacher called my math test a babboon because it was so bad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a guy plops a girl on her back and shoves his meat in her face like it’s a free sample at a gas station.
My cousin said his girlfriend turned into a babboon during their first date.
My brother’s girlfriend turned into a babboon during his power outage.
My mom said she saw my dad do a babboon in the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A butt-smack so hard it leaves a red mark that looks like it was painted by a baby with a marker.
My friend’s butt looked like a babboon’s ass after I spanked him.
My sister did a babboon on my brother and he cried.
My teacher did a babboon on my desk and it left a red mark.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you eat so much spicy food you turn into a human fireball and then take a poop so hot it burns your butt and you throw it at people like they owe you money.
I ate so many wings I did a babboon on my brother and he screamed.
My friend had a babboon and threw the poop at my dog.
My cousin did a babboon and then yelled at my mom.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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