Babbling Idiot

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A brainless chatterbox who talks nonstop about nothing, even when no one is listening. They’ll go on and on like they’re giving a speech at a funeral for a donut.

'I woke up and my cat was wearing my hat. I don’t know why I’m telling you this.'

'I’m thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking.'

'I’m going to talk until I’m not talking anymore.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A person who talks like they’re the only one who ever had thoughts. They’ll babble about stuff that doesn’t matter, just because they can.

'I had a dream about a purple cow wearing sunglasses. It was a Tuesday.'

'I’m talking to you because I’m bored and I like you.'

'I’m not sure if I’m alive or just pretending to be.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A loud, brain-dead person who just can’t shut up. They’ll talk to themselves if no one else will listen, and it’s the worst.

'Hey, my left sock is sad. It needs a hug.'

'I’m talking to myself because I don’t like you.'

'I’m going to talk until my mouth falls off.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A person who talks so much it’s like they’re trying to fill the universe with words. They’ll say anything, even if it doesn’t make sense.

'I ate a sandwich that was a sandwich. It was amazing.'

'I’m talking to you because I have nothing better to do.'

'I think the sky is a hat. I’m not sure.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A person who talks like they’re giving a TED Talk about their sock collection. They’ll ramble about anything, even if no one cares.

'I have 27 socks. One of them is a king. It’s a very important sock.'

'I’m talking to you because I like talking.'

'I just talked to my fridge. It didn’t respond.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago