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To blab so much it sounds like a broken toaster spitting out burnt toast
My cousin talked nonstop for 20 minutes about his cat's hairball problems.
She kept going on about her day like it was a soap opera and she was the main star.
He rambled about his breakfast like it was a life-changing event.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To yap like a parrot on meth and a goldfish with a speech impediment
He started talking about his cereal like it was the most important thing in the universe.
She kept going on about her day like she was giving a TED talk to a bunch of confused chickens.
He went on for 10 minutes about his coffee like it was a secret mission.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To blather so much it makes your brain feel like it's been run over by a bus
She kept going on about her lunch like it was a national emergency.
He talked so much about his gym routine it felt like a personal attack.
He kept going on about his morning like it was a dramatic movie.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To chatter like a squirrel on a sugar rush and a loudspeaker
He kept going on about his pizza like it was the best thing ever invented.
She talked so much about her day it felt like she was trying to win a marathon.
He rambled about his shoes like they were the key to world peace.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To prattle on like you're trying to impress a baby with a broken toy
She talked about her day like it was a college lecture and she was the professor.
He kept going on about his snack like it was a life-changing event.
She prattled on about her morning like she was giving a speech to a crowd of confused donkeys.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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