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A loud mouth who yaps about nonsense like a raccoon on a sugar rush.

'Did you know clouds are made of invisible tacos?' I asked my dog. He just stared at me like I was a bad influencer.

'Why is the sky blue? Because the moon is wearing a hat!' That's what I said during lunch.

My neighbor started talking about alien lice at the grocery store. I left before I got lice too.

A human who talks too much and makes no sense, like a confused parrot with a hangover.

'I think my toaster has feelings. It says hi every morning.' That's my roommate. She's a nightmare.

At the bus stop, I heard a guy say, 'The trees are plotting against us.' I walked away.

My cousin told me his fridge is a philosopher. I believe him.

Someone who talks nonstop about random stuff, like a drunk kid at a pizza party.

My friend said, 'The sun is a giant glitter ball.' I asked if he had a brain. He said it was on vacation.

During my mom's meeting, she yelled, 'The floor is jealous of the ceiling!' I wanted to quit life.

My teacher said, 'The pencil is crying because it got a bad grade.' I got a B. I was confused.

A person who can't shut up and talks about stuff that doesn’t matter, like a broken radio in a trash can.

My cousin said, 'The trash can is holding a secret meeting.' I asked if I should join. He said I was a spy.

At the mall, I heard a guy say, 'The escalator is a villain.' I just walked into the store.

My dog started talking about space lizards. I don’t know why. He’s weird.

A chatterbox who goes on rants about dumb stuff, like a confused chicken with a megaphone.

My dad said, 'The shower is a magician. It turns water into happiness.' I don’t know what he’s talking about.

At school, my friend said, 'The pencil is a superhero. It fights erasers.' I just stared at him.

My neighbor yelled at the mailman, 'You're a spy for the moon!' I didn’t know what to say.

A person who talks nonstop about weird stuff, like a kid who thinks the pizza is alive and has a soul.

My brother said, 'The pizza is singing to me. It wants to be free.' I asked if he had a brain. He said it was busy.

At the park, I heard a kid say, 'The swings are holding a secret meeting.' I joined. It was boring.

My friend told me his cat is a wizard. I believe him. He’s weird.