1 A big loud penis that never shuts up Expand My cousin's Babblenis talks during churchHe tried to whisper and it still yelledIt said goodbye to the whole neighborhood + Examples
2 A penis that thinks it's the lead singer Expand It belted out songs in the showerIt started a band called 'Piss and Roll'It karaoke'd at a bar and got a standing ovation + Examples
3 A penis that won’t stop talking trash Expand It trash talked my dad during a game of chessIt called the whole school fatIt said my mom’s hair looked like a raccoon nest + Examples
4 A penis that never stops bragging Expand It told the entire class it was the strongestIt claimed it could lift a truckIt said it had a date with the moon + Examples
5 A penis that's always in a mood Expand It yelled at the TV for no reasonIt threw a tantrum over a bad pizzaIt cried when the lights went out + Examples
6 A penis that acts like it's in a movie Expand It whispered secrets to the wallIt had a dramatic exit during dinnerIt said ‘I’ll be back’ and never came + Examples