Babblenis

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A big loud penis that never shuts up
My cousin's Babblenis talks during church
He tried to whisper and it still yelled
It said goodbye to the whole neighborhood
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A penis that thinks it's the lead singer
It belted out songs in the shower
It started a band called 'Piss and Roll'
It karaoke'd at a bar and got a standing ovation
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A penis that won’t stop talking trash
It trash talked my dad during a game of chess
It called the whole school fat
It said my mom’s hair looked like a raccoon nest
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A penis that never stops bragging
It told the entire class it was the strongest
It claimed it could lift a truck
It said it had a date with the moon
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A penis that's always in a mood
It yelled at the TV for no reason
It threw a tantrum over a bad pizza
It cried when the lights went out
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A penis that acts like it's in a movie
It whispered secrets to the wall
It had a dramatic exit during dinner
It said ‘I’ll be back’ and never came
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