babblement

My mom’s babblement at 3 a. m. is like a war between potatoes and jellybeans.

The babblement from my cousin’s mouth is louder than a fire alarm.

My dog’s babblement when he hears the vacuum is like a mad scientist screaming.

My teacher’s babblement about the moon is just her trying to sound smart.

My brother’s babblement is like a broken blender trying to make smoothies.

My friend’s babblement about aliens is just him pretending he’s cool.

My grandma’s babblement is like a tornado full of cookies and chaos.

My neighbor’s babblement about his garden is louder than a rock concert.

My friend’s babblement about dragons is just him trying to impress his crush.

My dad’s babblement about politics is like a donkey and a goat arguing over a sandwich.

My sister’s babblement about her crush is like a squirrel yelling at a bird.

My friend’s babblement about video games is like a bunch of monkeys playing with pizza.

My mom’s babblement about her day is like a blender full of bananas and yelling.

My teacher’s babblement about math is like a blender full of confusion and chaos.

My brother’s babblement about his crush is like a blender full of love and nonsense.

My dad’s babblement about work is like a raccoon yelling at a squirrel.

My grandma’s babblement about her past is like a raccoon telling a bedtime story to a whole forest.

My friend’s babblement about his video game is like a raccoon trying to convince a bear he’s the best.