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Talking nonsense just because you think you're cool and your brain is full of hot air.

'I’m like a dragon with a PhD in chaos,' he said, then spent 10 minutes explaining why toast is the worst food ever.

She rambled about her cat’s existential crisis while eating cereal for dinner.

He talked about his dream job for 20 minutes, then realized he didn’t know what it was.

When your mouth goes on a rampage and your brain can’t stop it.

He kept talking about his ex like she was in the room, even though she wasn’t.

She went on for five minutes about why her coffee was the best ever, even though it was just black water.

He explained his entire life story in 30 seconds, then forgot what he was talking about.

Spitting out words like they’re hot garbage and you don’t care.

He just kept talking about his pet goldfish like it was a superhero.

She went on about her day for 10 minutes, then realized it was just one weird thing.

He explained why he hated Mondays for 5 minutes, then got distracted by a pigeon.

When your brain is a mess and your mouth just won’t stop.

He talked about his weird dream for 15 minutes, then forgot what it was about.

She explained her entire life story just to get a snack.

He went on about his favorite pizza toppings for 10 minutes, then realized he didn’t like pizza.

Talking like you’re the king of the world, even though you’re just making it up.

He said he was the king of the universe, then spent 10 minutes explaining why.

She talked about her epic journey to the grocery store like it was a quest.

He explained his day like it was a movie, then forgot the plot.