babbledaddy

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a babbledaddy is like a heydaddy but with more annoying flattery and less actual personality. he talks to girls in groups just to get a picture message. he's like a broken toaster trying to make toast with no bread.
Hey cutie, your smile is brighter than my ex's Instagram feed. Want to PM me before class? 馃槑
Hey ladies, I'm not ugly, I'm just avant-garde. Can I get a PM? 馃拝
If you don't DM me, I'll start crying in the hallway. It's that bad.
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a babbledaddy is a guy who talks too much and says stupid stuff just to get a picture message. he鈥檚 like a kid who keeps asking for candy but never shares.
Hey, your hair looks like it was styled by a confused sock. DM me or I鈥檒l fail you in math 馃槀
I swear I can hear your voice from the other side of the cafeteria. Send me a PM, I鈥檓 desperate.
If you don鈥檛 PM me, I鈥檓 gonna post this in the group chat. I鈥檓 not shy.
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a babbledaddy is a guy who chatters nonstop with zero chill, just to get a PM. he鈥檚 like a dog who won鈥檛 stop barking at the mailman.
Hey, your face is more beautiful than my mom鈥檚 cooking. DM me or I鈥檒l tell everyone you like me 馃槑
You鈥檙e like a fine wine, but I鈥檓 just a cheap beer. Still, send me a PM.
If you don鈥檛 PM me, I鈥檓 gonna start a rumor that you鈥檙e a robot. It鈥檚 that bad.
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