Babble Cunt

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A backstabbing office robot that yaps about nothing and thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even though they can't spell 'Tuesday'.

'Did you know my cat thinks I'm a god? I mean, who doesn't?'

'I told my boss my opinion, and now I'm getting a raise. Wait... no, I'm not.'

'I saw a pigeon and I cried. It was a tragedy.'

A human who talks non-stop about the most pointless things and makes everyone else want to stab them with a pencil.

'My cereal had a coupon and I got a free sticker. I'm rich.'

'I had a fight with my toaster. It didn't win.'

'I'm not fat, I'm just... round.'

A person who uses words like 'epic' and 'legendary' to describe their lunch and thinks they're a superhero.

'This sandwich is the most legendary thing I've ever eaten. I'm going to be remembered.'

'My coffee is epic. It's the best one in the universe. I'm a coffee god.'

'I had a conversation with my plants. They agreed with me.'