babble-baby

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A person who rambles like a drunk chicken with a mouth full of glitter and no idea what they're saying.
'So I went to the store, then I saw a duck, then I got confused, then I got pizza... and then I forgot why I was talking.'
DM: 'I think I'm a babble-baby now. My brain is full of jelly and nonsense.'
Tweet: 'My friend is a babble-baby. He talks about dinosaurs, tacos, and why the moon is sad. None of it makes sense.'
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A babble-baby is like a person who talks so much they forget what they were saying, and then they say something even dumber.
'I was talking about my cat, then I said I was a dragon, then I asked if the sky had a phone.'
Text: 'My teacher is a babble-baby. She said the sun was a pizza and that math was a curse.'
Voice memo: 'I think I'm a babble-baby. I said 10 things, none of them made sense.'
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A babble-baby is someone who talks so much and about such stupid stuff that they might as well be a walking joke.
'I'm a babble-baby. I said the moon is my sister and the clouds are my pets.'
Tweet: 'My neighbor is a babble-baby. He talks about fish, cars, and why Tuesday is the worst day.'
Text: 'I just realized I'm a babble-baby. I talked about pizza, math, and why the grass is green. All of it was nonsense.'
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A babble-baby is someone who talks nonstop about things that don’t matter, and they might as well be speaking a different language.
'I’m a babble-baby. I said the sky is purple and that my dog is a wizard.'
Voice message: 'My brother is a babble-baby. He talks about robots, ice cream, and why the moon is crying.'
Text: 'I think I’m a babble-baby. I talked for 10 minutes and said nothing useful.'
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A babble-baby is a person who talks so much and about such dumb stuff that they might as well be a broken toaster with a mouth.
'I’m a babble-baby. I said my cat is a king and that the sun is a donut.'
DM: 'My friend is a babble-baby. He talks about dogs, math, and why the sky is sad.'
Tweet: 'I think I’m a babble-baby. I said 5 things and none of them made sense.'
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