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A bunch of words that sound like a confused goat on meth. It’s like trying to understand a kid who just ate a whole box of crayons.

"I think the sky is a green elephant wearing socks.", Your cousin at a family reunion

"Why is the moon upside down?", A kid who just saw a bad horror movie

"The president is a banana.", A tweet from a confused troll

The annoying rambling of someone who thinks they're important, like a boss who can’t shut up even when the coffee is already cold.

"Let me explain the entire history of the universe in 3 minutes.", Your manager during a 10-minute meeting

"I have 12 different ways to say 'I'm fine.'", Your friend who's clearly not fine

"I’m not just talking, I’m delivering a speech.", A coworker who said that after 10 seconds of talking

A baby vampire who just woke up and is thirsty for your blood and also wants a snack.

"I want blood and a cheeseburger.", A baby vampire at a drive-thru

"I can’t sleep until I drink your soul.", Your baby vampire cousin

"I’m hungry and also evil.", A baby vampire who just bit your mom

When you shoot out goo like a human firehose, usually after too much caffeine or a bad breakup.

"I ejaculated my feelings all over the room.", A guy who just broke up with his girlfriend

"I shot out my emotions like a rocket.", A guy who just got a promotion and also got dumped

"I went from 0 to goo in 3 seconds.", A guy who drank 6 coffees in 10 minutes

A person who talks way too much and also thinks they're the most interesting person in the room.

"I have a story for every single thing.", Your uncle at a family dinner

"I talk so much I could be a podcast.", Your best friend who never stops talking

"I’m the most interesting person here.", A person who just said that after 2 minutes of talking

When you make random noises just to pass time, like a toddler who doesn’t know what a clock is.

"Mmmmm... I’m just making noises.", Your little brother during a boring class

"I’m talking to the ceiling.", Your friend who just got dumped

"I’m making sounds because I’m bored.", A kid who just ate a whole bag of chips

When you speak like a confused chicken who just saw a ghost and also forgot how to talk.

"I think the sun is a banana wearing a hat.", Your friend who just woke up

"Why is the sky purple?", A kid who just ate a weird candy

"I’m talking like I just saw a ghost.", Your cousin who just had a weird dream