babbibal

I saw a babbibal at the mall. He bit a toddler's head off like it was a donut.

My cousin's a babbibal. He brought a baby to work and microwaved it.

The babbibal in my neighborhood eats babies for breakfast and cusses them out for being late.

That babbibal at the park ate my little brother and didn't even say sorry.

My mom's a babbibal. She eats babies and cusses them out for not being cute enough.

The babbibal in my class brought a baby to lunch and ate it in front of everyone.

The babbibal at the store ate my baby sister and left a mess on the floor.

My uncle's a babbibal. He eats babies and cusses them out for being too loud.

The babbibal in my neighborhood eats babies and leaves baby hair in his beard.

That babbibal ate my brother and then cussed me out for being late.

My neighbor's a babbibal. He eats babies and sometimes leaves baby toes in his socks.

The babbibal at the park ate my friend and then started singing nursery rhymes.

My teacher's a babbibal. She ate my baby brother and didn't even say hello.

The babbibal at the diner eats babies and leaves baby guts on the table.

That babbibal ate my cousin and then cussed me out for being a bad student.

The babbibal at the zoo ate my baby sister and didn't even say goodbye.

My brother's a babbibal. He eats babies and sometimes leaves baby hair in his soup.

That babbibal ate my friend and then started crying about it.