Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who talks so much junk it sounds like a broken toilet

Why is the sky blue? Because I said so. That's why.

I'm rich. I have a phone.

The moon is made of cheese. I ate it. Now I'm full.

2

A human who lies so much they think the truth is a myth

I didn't steal your lunch. I borrowed it. For a little bit.

I'm not fat. I'm just temporarily full.

I never failed. I just got promoted to the floor below.

3

A person who spits out nonsense like it's their last meal

I was born in a microwave. I died in a toaster.

I can run faster than the wind. I once ran away from a breeze.

I have 1000 brothers. They're all in my head.

4

Someone who talks so much garbage it smells like a landfill

I have a pet dragon. It's named Bob.

I can eat a whole pizza in one bite. I did it yesterday.

I can fly. I just haven't found the right shoes yet.

5

A human who makes up stories so wild they should be in a movie

I was chased by a giant chicken. I won.

I once talked to a ghost. He had a bad attitude.

I can turn invisible. I just haven't found the right shirt yet.