babbelas

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A babbelas is when your brain feels like it’s been run over by a drunk goat. It happens after you drink so much you might as well be a walking punchline.
I woke up with a babbelas and a side of regret. My head felt like it had been in a blender.
After last night’s babbelas, I could’ve cried. I didn’t. I just vomited into a taxi.
My babbelas was so bad, I thought I had been turned into a werewolf. Turns out, I just had too much wine.
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A babbelas is the punishment you get for being a terrible human who drinks like a fire hydrant.
I got a babbelas so bad, I thought my kidneys were on strike.
My babbelas was so strong, it woke up my dead uncle. He yelled at me.
After the babbelas, I could’ve killed my roommate. I just killed my coffee.
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A babbelas is when your body feels like it’s been through a war and your brain is just screaming for mercy.
I had a babbelas so bad, my dog ran away. He didn’t come back for two days.
That babbelas was like being hit by a truck. And a truck full of tacos.
I got a babbelas so bad, I thought I was going to die. I didn’t. I just gave up.
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