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A colossal mess that only a former Liverpool centre half named Phil Babbed could make. Like dropping the ball in the most important match of the year.
Phil Babbed’s mistake was so bad, I nearly died laughing.
That pass was worse than my ex’s cooking.
He messed up the game like it was a spelling test.
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The person who will put up with your nonsense, your bad decisions, and your weird late-night calls. They're your forever love.
My babbed will still love me even if I eat pizza for breakfast.
She stuck with me when I dressed up as a chicken for Halloween.
He’s the only one who didn’t laugh when I tried to play the saxophone.
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A group of boss ass bitches who don’t tolerate fools, but they still stick up for each other. They’re like a squad of tough women with good vibes.
My babbed squad told my ex to shut up during our fight.
They got me a raise just by being loud at work.
They stood up for me when I got roasted at the bar.
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A quick way to call someone you like without the extra fluff. It’s like saying ‘hey’ but with a little love.
Hey babbed, want to grab coffee later?
That babbed just smiled at me from across the room.
I called my babbed and she answered on the first try.
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A casual way to call a girl you’re into. It’s not a full-on relationship, but it’s not just friends either.
I called her babbed and she blushed.
That babbed just texted me after class.
He said ‘Hey babbed’ and I instantly liked him more.
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A person who’s too busy shopping to care about your life. They’re like a friend who’s always on a budget but never on your side.
My babbed was shopping while I tried to rearrange the living room.
She was shopping while I let the bird out of the cage.
He was shopping while I danced like no one was watching.
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A term from the West Midlands used to call someone you know. It’s like saying ‘hey’ but with a local twist that only people from Dudley understand.
That babbed from Dudley just waved at me.
My babbed from Wolverhampton texted me at 2 AM.
He called me babbed and I knew exactly what he meant.
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