Babba Stabber

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A man who hits on guys like they’re weak and easy to take advantage of.
He asked me out while I was eating a sandwich at the mall.
He tried to flirt with my brother in front of everyone.
He whispered my name in the middle of a math test.
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A guy who thinks he’s the king of the castle and only dates guys who are clueless.
He dated my cousin and didn’t even notice she was dating him back.
He told me he was the best at hooking up.
He said he only dates guys who don’t know what’s coming.
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A man who loves to walk into a room and make everyone feel uncomfortable.
He showed up to my birthday party and asked my dad if he was single.
He stood in the hallway and asked me if I was available.
He walked into the lunchroom and asked the whole table if they were dating.
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A guy who thinks he’s the only one who can be a man and still be cool.
He told me I wasn’t cool enough to be his friend.
He said he only dates guys who are as cool as he is.
He walked out of the room when I laughed at him.
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A man who can’t stand the thought of a guy being happy without him.
He got mad when my friend smiled at someone else.
He told me he had to be the one who made me laugh.
He left my group chat when I said I was having a good day.
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