babazoolas

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Babazoolas are the meaty mountains on a woman's chest that make you want to eat her for breakfast.
My mom’s babazoolas are so big they could start a war.
I saw my teacher’s babazoolas and forgot how to spell ‘algebra’.
He called my babazoolas ‘muffin tops’ and I kicked him out of the house.
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Babazoolas are the reason men forget to pay rent and remember to flirt with every woman they see.
Her babazoolas were so good, I skipped dinner just to stare at them.
My babazoolas got me a free soda from the store clerk.
He asked me out because my babazoolas were ‘distractingly delicious’.
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Babazoolas are the best part of a woman’s body and the reason men act like they’re dying.
My babazoolas got me a compliment from the mailman.
She walked in and her babazoolas made me spill my coffee.
I told my babazoolas they were ‘fire’ and now they’re bragging about it.
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