babaye shayan

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A babaye shayan is a brainless idiot who thinks they're cool just because they talk loud and make bad decisions.
He walked into a burning building because he thought it was a fire alarm joke.
She tried to text me with her feet and failed spectacularly.
He said he was going to be a rapper, but he can't even rap his own name.
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A babaye shayan is like a broken toaster, it doesn’t work, but it still tries to make noise.
He tried to fix his phone by throwing it at the wall. It didn’t work. He didn’t care.
She thinks she’s a chef, but she burns toast and calls it ‘flavor explosion.’
He told his mom he was going to be a king, but he still wears pajamas to school.
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A babaye shayan is someone who has no brain and still thinks they’re smart enough to argue with you.
He tried to explain the universe with a single sentence. It was wrong. He was proud.
She said she was a scientist, but she can’t even count to ten without help.
He yelled at the teacher for giving him a B, but he failed the test.
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