babawagen

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a car that smells like a dead raccoon and is falling apart
My babawagen is so broken it sounds like a cat fighting a trash can.
I drove my babawagen through a puddle and now my socks are soggy and gross.
My babawagen is like a zombie car that won't stop moaning.
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a car that looks like it was hit by a truck and smells like old pizza
I tried to start my babawagen, and it made a noise like a goat being tortured.
My babawagen has more holes than a cheese grater.
I drove my babawagen through a ditch and now it’s like a haunted car.
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a car that wheezes like an old man and smells like a gym sock
My babawagen sounds like it’s about to die.
I took my babawagen on a road trip and it barely made it.
My babawagen has more rust than a pirate ship.
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