babawa

My cousin got stuck with a Babawa in Dubai. He came back with a rash and a broken heart.

I paid 100 dirhams for a Babawa. She smelled like old socks and regret.

That Babawa tried to charge me for a second round. I said, 'You’re not worth it, and I’m not worth it.'

That Babawa screamed so loud, the whole restaurant got free drinks.

My friend’s Babawa yelled at him for not tipping her enough. He got a bruise and a tip.

She called me a ‘pussy’ and said I was too small for her. I said, 'You’re too smelly for me.'

I dated a Babawa and got food stuck in my hair. It was like living with a buffet.

That Babawa ate three plates and still wanted more. I said, 'You’re full, and I’m full of regret.'

She came to my house, ate all my snacks, and left a mess. I said, 'You’re not a Babawa, you’re a disaster.'