Babauta

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You gotta run to the bathroom like your pants are on fire
I just saw him sprint across the office like he was being chased by a bear.
She dropped her coffee and ran to the restroom faster than I’ve ever seen her move.
He yelled, 'Babauta!' and vanished into the hallway like a ghost.
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Your bladder is about to explode and you're not holding back
He was halfway to the bathroom before he even remembered he had pants on.
She texted me, 'I’m coming for you, I can feel it.'
He said, 'I’m not going to make it,' and then he disappeared.
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You’re so desperate you’d pee in a bucket if you had to
He ran past me like I wasn’t even there.
She was so focused on the bathroom that she bumped into a wall.
He said, 'I’d pee in a bucket if I had to,' and then he ran.
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