babatunde

Your dad came back from the dead to tell you how much he loves you. If your brain was a garden, it would be covered in roses and you’d be too busy picking them to do anything else.

Babatunde is a black guy with a cock so big it’s like a cow’s. He’ll rip your holes apart and laugh while doing it.

When you get dumped and slowly lose your mind and your pants.

Babatunde is the uncle of Paul Macoolie. He’s weird, he’s loud, and he’s always causing trouble.

KSI, but way better. He’s got more talent, more skills, and more balls.

A Nigerian student who’s like a superhero. He runs faster than a cheetah, grows trees out of paper, and does Gang Shit with a full bowl of water.

The scariest man on Earth. He eats kids, and if he sees you on the street, you run.