Babatunday

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A fancy word for when you flex so hard you make your grandma cry
Babatunday when I showed my cousins my new car and they asked if it was a spaceship.
Babatunday after I told my boss I’d work 80 hours a week just to prove I could.
Babatunday when I posted 10 selfies in one hour and my ex blocked me.
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When you talk like you’re the king of the world, but you’re just sad because you missed your bus
Babatunday when I said I was going to the moon and my friend said I was just going to the store.
Babatunday when I told my mom I was rich and she said I was broke.
Babatunday when I said I was going to be a billionaire and my dog looked at me like I was crazy.
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When you act like you’re the most important person ever, but you’re just mad because you spilled your coffee
Babatunday when I yelled at my brother for eating my last donut and he said I was just mad I spilled my coffee.
Babatunday when I told the barista I was important and she said I was just important because I spilled my coffee.
Babatunday when I acted like I owned the place and my friend said I was just mad I spilled my coffee.
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When you talk like you’re a god, but you’re just sad because you forgot your lunch
Babatunday when I said I was going to be a god and my friend said I was just sad I forgot my lunch.
Babatunday when I told my teacher I was going to be famous and she said I was just sad I forgot my lunch.
Babatunday when I yelled at my dog for eating my sandwich and he looked at me like I was a god.
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When you act like you’ve never been defeated, but you just got beat by your little brother
Babatunday when I said I was invincible and my little brother beat me at Mario Kart.
Babatunday when I told my dad I was the best and he said I just got beat by my little brother.
Babatunday when I acted like I was untouchable and my brother said I was just sad I got beat.
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