babatombo

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A giant black guy with a meaty member and a body that could beat up a bull.

I saw a babatombo at the gym and the weights exploded.

My cousin’s best friend is a babatombo and he eats tacos for breakfast.

My mom said I’d marry a babatombo if I didn’t stop playing video games.

A full-grown black man with a cock like a fire hose and a body that could crush a car.

My neighbor’s a babatombo and he parks his car in the driveway like it’s a toy.

I asked my teacher if I could skip class and he said, 'Only if you’re a babatombo.'

My dog ran away from a babatombo and now he’s hiding under my bed.

A black man so huge and so loaded with meat that he could probably beat up a dinosaur.

My brother’s a babatombo and he once broke a table just by sitting on it.

I told my crush he was a babatombo and now he won’t stop texting me.

My dad said if I didn’t stop eating so much, I’d turn into a babatombo.