Babassan

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A man who rules everyone like a king but still gets the ladies even though his forehead looks like it could crush a pizza.
My babassan boss got a promotion and still hits on my coworker.
He’s got a forehead like a mountain and still gets the girls.
I swear his forehead is bigger than my fridge.
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A man who’s the top dog in every situation and somehow still gets the ladies even if he looks like he was hit by a brick.
He’s the top dog at work and still hits on my sister.
He got promoted and still tries to flirt with my mom.
He looks like he was hit by a brick but still gets the girls.
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A man who’s the king of everyone and still gets the ladies even though he’s got a face like a pancake.
My babassan is the king of the office and still flirts with my crush.
He’s got a face like a pancake but still gets the girls.
He’s the king of everything and still dates my cousin.
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