Babashoff

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A huge Russian guy who looks like he ate a whole buffet and then tried to be a pervert.
I saw Babashoff at the mall. He was eating a pizza and staring at a kid.
My cousin’s teacher is a Babashoff. He tried to give her a lollipop and a weird look.
Babashoff walked into my dad’s bar. He drank 10 beers and asked for a dance.
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A Russian man so big and gross, he might have a second job as a pedophile.
Babashoff came to my school. He sat on a chair and it broke.
My neighbor’s brother is a Babashoff. He tried to take my little sister to the park.
At the gym, Babashoff showed up and did 10 push-ups and got a headache.
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A fat Russian dude who probably eats kids for breakfast and calls it a snack.
Babashoff was at the grocery store. He grabbed three loaves of bread and a kid.
My friend’s uncle is a Babashoff. He tried to take my friend to a movie and a weird place.
Babashoff came to my birthday party. He ate all the cake and then tried to hug me.
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