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The person who makes your brain melt like a hot fudge sundae

My babashlavokian is so hot I forgot how to breathe.

He’s my babashlavokian, and he’s also my boss. Big problem.

I asked my babashlavokian for a sandwich, and I got a love letter instead.

The human version of a snack that hits your taste buds like a hurricane

She’s my babashlavokian, and she’s also my ex. Why? Who knows.

I eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner with my babashlavokian. That’s three meals of love.

My babashlavokian sent me a text that made me cry. I’m not even sad.

The person who makes your heart do a backflip and your brain say 'what the hell?'

My babashlavokian is so good, I might quit my job to be with him.

She’s my babashlavokian, and she’s also my neighbor. We fight about the lawn.

My babashlavokian texted me at 3 a. m. with a picture of a cat. I’m in love.

The human version of a 10 out of 10 in every category

My babashlavokian is so perfect, I’m jealous of my own brain.

He’s my babashlavokian, and he’s also my gym buddy. I’m dying.

My babashlavokian sent me a poem. I sent him a middle finger.

The person who turns your average day into a fireworks show

My babashlavokian is so amazing, I threw my phone out the window.

She’s my babashlavokian, and she’s also my mom. That’s a real problem.

My babashlavokian sent me a voice note at 2 a. m. I’m not even tired.

The only person who could ever make your brain shut up and just feel happy

My babashlavokian is so good, I forgot how to be normal.

He’s my babashlavokian, and he’s also my dog’s best friend. That’s a problem.

My babashlavokian texted me and said, 'I love you.' I cried. I’m not even sad.