Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the two meaty things hanging below a man's pants that bounce around like a pair of drunk clowns

My babaseer is so big it got stuck in the door.

He walked into the room and his babaseer said hello.

I told my dad his babaseer looked like two overcooked sausages.

2

the two soft, flappy things a man has that slap each other like they’re in a fight

My babaseer is so loud it wakes up the neighbors.

She said his babaseer was the reason he failed gym class.

He told me his babaseer was the best part of his day.

3

the two bouncy things below a man's waist that move like they're dancing

My babaseer moves like it's doing the cha-cha.

He said his babaseer was the reason he got a D in PE.

She laughed so hard at his babaseer, she fell off the chair.

4

the two wobbly things a man has that shake like they're having a nervous breakdown

His babaseer shook so hard it made the table vibrate.

I told my brother his babaseer looked like it was crying.

She said his babaseer was the reason she left the room.

5

the two squishy things below a man's pants that rub together like they're in a love affair

My babaseer is so in love, it's getting married.

He told me his babaseer had a girlfriend.

She said his babaseer was the reason he was happy.