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A giant, smelly, black dinosaur with ears like trash cans that roamed the frozen Michigan wasteland and pooped all over the Mississippi Valley. They’re basically the reason St. Louis smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin found a babasaur bone in his backyard and now he thinks he’s a king.
My teacher said the babasaur was so loud it could wake the dead.
I saw a babasaur fossil and it looked like my mom’s old hat.