Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who yells at everything like they just lost their favorite sock and their mom.

Why are you even here? I’m trying to finish my coffee and my life.

I didn’t sign up for this. I just wanted to watch TV.

This is the worst day ever. I hate everyone. Especially you.

2

Someone who thinks they’re the king of the world but also has a terrible attitude.

I’m the best. You’re the worst. End of story.

You think you’re cool? Please. I’ve seen cooler socks.

I don’t need this. I have my dignity and my coffee.

3

A person who complains louder than a toddler who lost their ice cream.

I can’t believe this happened. I’m so mad I could scream.

This is the worst thing ever. I hate everything.

I swear if this happens again, I’ll cry and throw my shoe.

4

A human who acts like they’ve been wronged by the entire universe and their ex.

You don’t know me. I’m not even related to you. I’m just here to suffer.

My ex broke my heart. And now you’re here to ruin my day.

I’ve had enough. I’m going to go eat pizza and never come back.

5

A person who talks to their coffee like it’s their only friend and also hates your existence.

You’re the worst. My coffee is better than you.

I talk to my coffee. It understands me. You don’t.

If you don’t leave me alone, I’ll drink my coffee and go to sleep.

6

Someone who screams at everything like they’ve been wronged by the entire world and their cat.

Why is my cat ignoring me? I’ve been wronged by the universe.

I scream at everything. It’s a habit. And I don’t like you.

This is the worst day. My cat won’t even look at me.