Babaradi

My cousin’s been babaradi since he was 12 and now he’s dating his gym teacher.

I told my brother he’s babaradi and he threw a chair at me.

My friend’s babaradi and he even wears eyeliner to work.

They got into a huge argument over who was more babaradi in the cafeteria.

My uncle and his best friend have been babaradi for 20 years and still argue about who’s better.

My neighbor’s babaradi and they even started a band together.

My dad says my cousin is babaradi because he has five boyfriends.

My friend’s so babaradi he’s got a dating app just for guys.

He’s so babaradi he got kicked out of the house for being too loud with his boyfriend.

My friend’s been babaradi since Monday and he won’t shut up about it.

He’s so babaradi he even texted his crush 20 times in one day.

My cousin’s babaradi and he even drew a picture of his crush on the board.

My brother’s babaradi and he’d rather get hit by a bus than be alone.

He’s so babaradi he even got a tattoo of his boyfriend’s name.

My friend’s babaradi and he even cried when his boyfriend left for college.

He’s so babaradi he skipped his favorite game to text his boyfriend.

My cousin’s babaradi and he even took his girlfriend to the gaming convention.

He’s so babaradi he’d rather watch a movie with his boyfriend than play video games.