Babar Azam

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Babar Azam, or Zimbabar Azambawe, is a Pakistani statpadder who thinks he’s the king of the cricket world. He statpadds against big teams and bashes minnows, but he’s nowhere close to King Kohli.
Babar statpadded against England and said it was the best innings of his life. Meanwhile, Kohli was taking tea and laughing at him.
He bashed minnows so hard, they had to call the police.
Babar’s statpaddings are like watching a dog try to play chess.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The world’s greatest cricket player, or so he thinks. He’s better than Smith, Root, Kane, and Kohli, but only if he doesn’t get distracted by his own ego.
Babar said he’s better than Kohli, but then he got distracted by a bird and missed a catch.
He called Smith a ‘cricket clown’ and then got out to a 12-year-old.
He said he’s better than everyone, but then he got beaten by a team from Bangladesh.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The only top 10 batsman in the world right now. He’s the captain of Pakistan and probably the best batter of his generation, if he didn’t spend half the game talking to himself.
Babar was talking to himself during a match and still managed to score 100.
He’s the captain, but he spends more time on TikTok than on the field.
He’s the best batter in the world, but only if he doesn’t get distracted by his own reflection.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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