babaphobic

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when you get so mad at the word babe or baby it feels like someone stuck a lit match in your ear

My mom called me babe and I screamed into my pillow

He said baby and I threw my juice box at him

She said babe and I bit my lip until it bled

when the word babe or baby makes you want to punch a baby

I heard babe and I almost hit my little brother

She called me baby and I kicked my math homework

He said babe and I bit my pencil in half

when babe or baby sounds like someone is yelling your name in a trash can

My dad called me babe and it was like he was yelling from a trash can

She said baby and I thought she was in a cave

He called me babe and I thought he was covered in glitter and gum