babanui

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A god-fearing man who can make Indians fall in love with him just by blinking
My babanui came into the temple and the priest fainted
He blinked at the girl and she married him the next day
He’s so holy even the gods are jealous of him
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A man so divine he can make Indians worship him like a god, even if he’s covered in dirt
He walked into the market with mud on his feet and the whole town bowed down
He didn’t even bat an eye when the priest asked him to clean the temple
He got a girl to follow him home just by sneezing
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A man so holy he can make Indians drop to their knees just by looking at them
He looked at the crowd and they all fell over
He stared at the king and the king offered him his crown
He gazed at the lake and it turned into a holy shrine
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