babanan

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when your thumbs are too fat to type banana properly. you're a meaty disaster

my thumbs are like sausages. i can't type banana. it's a crime.

i tried to type banana. my thumbs fell off. now i'm crying.

my thumbs are so big, they blocked the whole keyboard. banana? more like bannana.

when your brain is too lazy to spell banana. you're a brainless slug

i tried to type banana. my brain said 'nah'. now i'm stuck with bannana.

my brain is a donkey. it doesn't want to spell banana. it just says 'baaa' and walks away.

i tried to type banana. my brain said 'why? just say 'baaa' and be done with it'.

when you're too high to spell banana. you're a stoned mess

i was high and tried to type banana. it came out as 'baaa' and i was like 'that's good enough'.

i tried to spell banana. i got 'bannana'. my friend said 'you're high, aren't you?'

i was stoned and typed 'baaa' instead of banana. my mom said 'you're a stoned mess, son.'