Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

massive melons that could crush a man’s pride

My cousin’s babaloons are so big, my uncle asked if they were from a different species.

She walked in, and the whole room stopped breathing, literally.

I swear those babaloons could launch a rocket.

2

the kind of boobs that make men forget their own names

He saw her babaloons and forgot how to tie his shoes.

At the mall, a guy dropped his coffee and his phone because of her babaloons.

My friend’s babaloons are so good, he’s considering a career change.

3

boobs so big, they have their own ZIP code

Her babaloons are so big, they got their own street sign.

He moved to her city just to see her babaloons in person.

I bet her babaloons could beat a traffic jam.

4

titties that could make a saint sin

He saw her babaloons and immediately forgot his wife’s name.

At church, the priest saw her babaloons and started a prayer for the entire congregation.

Her babaloons were so holy, even the devil took a break.

5

breasts so huge, they have their own Instagram page

Her babaloons have 100K followers and a side hustle.

He followed her babaloons just to see them dance.

They posted a photo of her babaloons and it went viral.

6

boobs so big, they could double as blenders

They’re so big, you could blend a smoothie with her babaloons.

He tried to use her babaloons as a blender and got a job offer.

She could blend a whole party with her babaloons.