babaloca

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A human who’s clueless and grins like a idiot all the time

He tried to fix the toaster with a banana. It exploded. He laughed like it was a party.

She told me the sky was green. I asked why. She said, 'Because it’s happy.'

He walked into a wall. Smiled. Said, 'That was a greeting.'

Someone who’s brain is broken and always smiling like a fool

He thought the sun was a giant flashlight. He waved at it. It didn’t respond. He kept waving.

She told her dog she was going to the moon. The dog barked. She said, 'That was a good goodbye.'

He tried to sing the alphabet backwards. It sounded like a cat being tortured.

A person who’s dumb as a brick and grins like a lunatic

He tried to build a house out of pizza boxes. It fell down. He said, 'That was a victory.'

She said the ocean was made of soup. I asked how. She said, 'Because it’s happy.'

He tried to talk to a tree. It didn’t answer. He said, 'That was a bad conversation.'

A human who’s brain is full of glitter and always smiling like a maniac

He said the clouds were made of confetti. I asked why. He said, 'Because they’re having a party.'

She told me the moon was a disco ball. I asked why. She said, 'Because it’s having fun.'

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It fell on his head. He laughed like it was a joke.

A person who’s brain is full of nonsense and grins like a lunatic

He told me the sun was a giant hot dog. I asked why. He said, 'Because it’s having lunch.'

She said her cat was a wizard. I asked how. She said, 'Because it’s magic.'

He tried to ride a bicycle with a banana. It fell over. He laughed like it was a joke.