babalobigus

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A babalobigus is a foul-smelling monster made from a baboon, a centipede, and a platypus. It eats pink trees in the stink-filled sewers of underground Philadelphia.
I saw a babalobigus in the subway. It dropped a pink tree on my head. I got a migraine and a rash.
My uncle got eaten by a babalobigus. Now he's a centipede with a baboon face. It's terrifying.
The babalobigus came to my school. It pooped on the principal's shoes. Everyone laughed. The principal cried.
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A babalobigus is a gross creature that smells like rotten cheese and eats pink trees. It lives in the gross underground part of Philadelphia.
My dog ran into a babalobigus. Now it's missing a leg and smells like a gym sock.
The babalobigus attacked my sandwich. Now my lunch is a mess. I’m crying.
I tried to draw a babalobigus. My paper is now full of poop and fur. I think it’s haunted.
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A babalobigus is a smelly, ugly beast that eats pink trees and lives in the dirty sewers of Philadelphia. It’s like a baboon with a centipede’s body and a platypus’s face.
My teacher got stuck in a babalobigus’s tree. Now she’s covered in pink bark and smells like a trash can.
I told my friend about the babalobigus. Now he’s terrified of pink trees.
The babalobigus came to my house. It ate my mom’s hair. She now has a centipede beard.
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